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Q: What are faux wood blinds made of?

Two materials share the name. Solid PVC is a moulded vinyl slat with nothing inside it. Composite is an engineered wood core wrapped in a PVC or polymer skin. Vinyl is less expensive and heavier; composite is lighter and more rigid, which matters on a wide window. Both are fully waterproof and neither is wood, so the grain is printed or embossed rather than real. Solid vinyl can also soften in sustained direct heat, which is why composite is the safer specification on a hard south or west window.

Q: Faux wood or real wood blinds?

Choose faux wood where there is moisture or hard use: bathrooms, kitchens, laundries, basements, kids rooms. Choose real wood where the window is wide or tall, or where the blind sits beside real wood trim and a printed grain would show. The deciding fact is weight. A vinyl slat weighs roughly twice what a basswood slat of the same size does, so wood spans a wider window before it bows. Most houses end up with both, room by room.

Q: Are faux wood blinds good for bathrooms?

Yes, and a bathroom is the one room where we would not fit real wood at all. Wood absorbs the moisture in bathroom air, swells unevenly across the grain and cups permanently. Faux wood absorbs nothing. Two things are worth specifying here: routeless slats if the window faces a neighbour, because the route holes in standard slats let a visible line of light through at eye level, and an inside mount where the frame allows it, so the headrail stays out of the splash.

Q: Do faux wood blinds come cordless?

Yes, and cordless is the right default in any room a young child uses. The one caution is size. A cordless blind is held wherever you stop it by a spring inside the headrail, and a faux wood blind is heavy, so a very wide or very tall one can be stiff to operate. On those windows a corded lift or a motor works better, and we would rather say that at the measure than sell you something you dislike using every morning.

Q: Should I get 2 inch or 2½ inch slats?

Two inch unless there is a reason to change. It reads as wood from across the room, tilts fully closed, and fits the depth of an ordinary window frame for an inside mount. Go to 2½ inch on a large window where you want more glass visible with the blind tilted open and a slightly tighter stack when it is raised; it needs more frame depth and weighs more per foot. Go to 1 inch only on a small or shallow opening, such as a basement hopper window.

Q: Do faux wood blinds block out all the light?

No. Tilted fully closed they block most of it, but light still comes around the edges of the blind and, on standard slats, through the route holes punched for the lift cord. Routeless slats remove the holes and are worth asking for in a bedroom. If you need a room to go genuinely dark, a horizontal blind of any material is the wrong product and you want a blackout shade or a lined drapery panel instead.

Q: How do you clean faux wood blinds?

A damp cloth and a little dish soap, working along the slats with the blind tilted closed so the faces line up. That is the whole advantage over real wood, which can only be dusted. Faux wood tolerates water, mild detergent and firm wiping, which is exactly why it goes in kitchens and bathrooms rather than a wood blind.

Composite and PVC slats that read as painted wood and behave nothing like it. Faux wood goes where real wood fails — steam, splash, hard cleaning. It has one limit of its own, and that limit is weight.

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The Material

What faux wood blinds are actually made of

Two different products share the name. Which one you are being quoted explains most of the price difference and all of the weight.

Solid PVC is a moulded vinyl slat with nothing inside it. Composite is an engineered wood core wrapped in a PVC or polymer skin. Both are sold as faux wood and both read as painted wood from six feet away. Vinyl is the more common and the less expensive, and it is the heaviest material on this page. Composite is lighter and stiffer at the same slat size, which matters more than it sounds like it should, because almost every limitation of a faux wood blind traces back to weight.

What neither of them is, is wood. The grain is printed or embossed. It convinces at the distance you normally stand from a window and it does not convince from two feet away. In a bathroom nobody is looking. In a formal room with stained trim, some people are, and that is worth deciding on purpose.

Solid PVC. The default in a bathroom.
Composite. A wood core in a PVC skin. Lighter and more rigid, so it holds a straighter line across a wide opening.
The grain is printed. Convincing across a room, clearly not wood up close. That is the trade, and it is usually the right one.
Water is a non-issue. No swelling, no cupping, no veneer lifting at the edge. A damp cloth and a little dish soap.

Close view of white faux wood blind slats on a kitchen window, smooth painted composite surface with no grain at all

Faux Wood vs Real Wood

Faux wood vs real wood, decided by the window

The same blind in two materials. The right answer changes room by room rather than house by house, and it is normal to end up with both.

Choose faux wood when the room is damp or busy

Moisture is the clean case. A bathroom, a kitchen window over a sink, a laundry, a basement. Wood takes up moisture unevenly across the grain, swells, and cups — and a cupped slat never comes back flat. Faux wood absorbs nothing, so nothing moves.

The second case is traffic. It shrugs off being knocked, and it can be cleaned with something you would never put on a wood blind.

Best for bathrooms, kitchens, basements, laundries, and any window a wet hand reaches.

White faux wood blinds on a bathroom window above a freestanding tub, tiled wall, slight steam in the air

Choose real wood when the window is wide, tall or formal

Basswood weighs roughly half what a vinyl slat the same size weighs, and everything follows from that. Wood spans a wider opening before it has to be split, it is lighter to raise, and it holds a straighter line at full width.

Then there is the look. Real grain does not repeat, stain sits into the wood rather than on top of it, and beside real wood trim a printed grain shows.

Best for wide windows, tall windows, formal rooms, and anywhere the blind sits beside real wood trim.

Real stained wood blinds on a wide formal dining room window with panelled walls

What the difference actually costs you

Faux wood is the less expensive of the two, and the gap widens as the window grows, because a wide faux wood blind needs a heavier headrail and a wood blind of the same size does not.

Everything else is a wash. Same tilt, same lift options, same mounting, same valances and tapes. Buy on the room rather than on the material, and do not feel obliged to use one product through a whole house.

Best for a house where the bathrooms get faux wood and the living room gets wood, which is what most of these jobs look like.

Two blind slat samples resting side by side on a window sill, one smooth painted white composite and one stained timber, still life, no hands

Slat Size

Why 2 inch is the default, and when it is not

Slat width changes three things at once: how much glass you see with the blind tilted open, how tall it stacks when raised, and how much it weighs. Wider is not automatically better.

2 inch

What almost everyone means by a faux wood blind. It reads as wood at a distance, tilts fully closed, and fits the depth of an ordinary frame for an inside mount.

The default

2½ inch

Fewer slats for the same drop, so more glass shows when the blind is tilted open and it stacks a little tighter when raised. It needs more frame depth and weighs more per foot.

Large windows, deep frames

1 inch

A mini blind in faux wood. Worth it only where a 2 inch slat would project past a shallow frame or look oversized — a basement hopper, a narrow window over a tub.

Small or shallow openings

Routeless slats

Standard slats have a hole punched through each one for the lift cord. Closed, that is a column of pinpricks of light. Routeless slats notch the edge instead, so a closed blind actually closes.

Ask for it in bedrooms

Cloth tape solves the same problem from the other side. A woven tape down the face of the blind hides the route holes and the ladder strings — and it reads traditional, which is either what you want or exactly what you do not.

The Width Limit

The one thing faux wood is bad at

Weight. A vinyl slat is roughly twice the mass of basswood the same size, and on a wide window that stops being a specification and becomes something you see from the doorway.

A blind is a stack of unsupported slats carried by ladder strings spaced along its width. The wider the blind, the further each slat spans between strings, and the more its own weight pulls the middle down. On a narrow window nothing happens. Past a certain width a faux wood blind bows visibly: the bottom rail dips, the closed slats stop reading as a straight line, and raising it becomes a chore.

Most faux wood lines cap a single blind somewhere in the six-foot range, and the lines that go wider do it with a heavier headrail rather than a better slat. That cap is not a suggestion. A blind ordered at the very top of its range looks fine in year one and tired by year five. So a wide window has three honest answers, and the right one depends on the room rather than the budget.

Split it into two. Two blinds on one continuous headrail, meeting in the middle. Each half sits well inside its limit, the valance runs unbroken, and you get independent control of the two halves. This is the answer most of the time.
Switch to real wood. Half the weight buys real width. On a wide window where nobody wants a seam down the middle, this is the reason to spend the difference.
Use a shade instead. Past a certain size a horizontal blind of any material is the wrong tool. A shade covers the same opening as one clean surface, with no seam and nothing to sag.
Direct sun is the other one. Sustained heat can soften a solid vinyl slat into a permanent bend. On a hard south or west window, specify composite.

A wide white faux wood blind lowered across a large picture window in a furnished living room, slats horizontal and evenly spaced, valance across the top and a straight bottom rail

The width where this starts belongs to the line rather than to the category, so ask about the specific blind you are quoted. We measure first and tell you where your window sits — and if the answer is real wood or a roller shade, we would rather say so.

Damp Rooms

Faux wood blinds for bathrooms and kitchens

This is the category faux wood exists for, and the one place we do not present it as a compromise.

Bathrooms: the clearest case there is

A bathroom window sits in warm wet air twice a day. Wood absorbs it, swells across the grain and cups, and no amount of ventilation stops that over a few years. Faux wood absorbs nothing.

Two details matter more here than anywhere else. Ask for routeless slats if the window faces a neighbour, because a bathroom is where a line of pinholes at eye level actually gets noticed. And mount inside the opening where the frame allows, so the headrail stays out of the splash.

Best for every bathroom window, including the one over a tub, where we would not fit real wood at all.

White faux wood blinds on a bathroom window beside a glass shower enclosure, tiled wall, slats tilted partly closed

Kitchens: yes, with one exception

Steam, spray off a sink and general kitchen grease are all fine. Faux wood wipes down properly rather than being dusted, which is more than can be said for a wood blind or a fabric shade in the same position.

The exception is directly over a cooktop. A horizontal blind there presents twenty-odd upward-facing surfaces to airborne grease and becomes a cleaning job nobody does twice. A wipeable roller shade is the better answer.

Best for over the sink, on side windows, in breakfast nooks. Not directly above a range.

The rooms nobody photographs

Cold glass, damp air, and a window that gets knocked by a laundry basket. This is where faux wood quietly does its best work.

Small openings down here often suit a 1 inch slat rather than a 2 inch, particularly a basement hopper window where the frame is shallow and a wide slat cannot tilt fully without catching the reveal. Small thing to get right, irritating to get wrong.

Best for basement windows, laundry rooms, mudrooms and garages.

White faux wood blinds on a laundry room window above a utility sink, plain practical room

Controls

Cordless faux wood blinds, and the other controls

Two mechanisms live on every blind: one tilts the slats, one raises the whole thing. You choose them independently, and on faux wood the weight decides more than taste does.

Cordless lift

Push up, pull down, and a spring in the headrail holds it where you stop. Nothing hangs beside the window, which is the right default in any room a young child uses. The caution is size: the spring is holding up a heavy blind, so a very wide or tall one gets stiff.

The default now

Motorized

A motor in the headrail, tilting and lifting from a remote or on a schedule. It earns its cost on a window you cannot comfortably reach — above a stair, behind a sink, over a tub.

High and awkward windows

Wand tilt

A short rigid wand you twist to angle the slats. Nothing to tangle, nothing hanging in a loop, and it pairs with either lift.

Standard tilt

Corded lift

Still the smoothest way to raise a genuinely heavy blind, and still the reason cordless became the default everywhere else. In a room a small child uses, take the cordless.

Wide or heavy blinds only

Our Work

Faux wood blinds we have installed

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What It Costs

What actually drives the price

Priced per window, and at the more affordable end of what we make. Five things move the number, and only one of them is size.

01Solid vinyl or composite

The biggest single lever. PVC is cheaper and heavier; a composite core costs more and holds a straighter line. On a small bathroom window the difference is not worth paying for. On a six-foot window it is close to the whole decision.

02Width, and where it steps

Cost climbs with size but not smoothly. Past a certain width the blind needs a heavier headrail; past a further point it has to be built as two blinds on one rail. Both are steps rather than slopes, which is why two similar-looking windows come back with different quotes.

03Slat size and finish

A 2½ inch slat uses more material per foot than a 2 inch. Routeless slats and cloth tapes are options rather than defaults. Small on one window, noticeable across a house.

04Lift and tilt

A wand tilt with a corded lift is the baseline. Cordless costs more, because there is a spring inside the headrail doing real work, and more again as the blind gets heavier. Motorization adds a motor and power per blind.

05Mount and the frame you have

An inside mount needs enough depth for the slats to tilt without catching the reveal. Too shallow and the blind mounts outside instead, which means a longer headrail, a wider valance and more material.

Why we don't publish a price list. Two windows in the same room can price differently once you account for size, fabric and mount. We measure and quote every window during the free consultation, so you see the number before anything is ordered. Book one here.

How It Works

Measured to installed in about two weeks

Free consultation

We come to you, so you're judging the room in the light the shade will actually live in.

Measure & design

Every window measured to the sixteenth, with a designer's eye on mount, stack and fabric.

Made for your window

Hunter Douglas or our own Korean workroom — built to your opening, never trimmed from stock.

Installed & tidy

Professionally hung, tested, and the packaging leaves with us. Usually a single visit.

Questions

Faux wood blind questions we get asked

What are faux wood blinds made of?

Two materials share the name. Solid PVC is a moulded vinyl slat with nothing inside it. Composite is a wood core wrapped in a PVC skin: lighter, more rigid, and better across a wide window. Both are waterproof, and neither is wood — the grain is printed.

Faux wood or real wood blinds?

Faux wood where there is moisture or hard use. Real wood where the window is wide or tall, or sits beside real wood trim. The deciding fact is weight — vinyl is roughly twice the mass of basswood, so wood spans further before it bows. Most houses end up with both.

Are faux wood blinds good for bathrooms?

Yes, and it is the one room where we would not fit real wood at all. Wood takes up bathroom air, swells across the grain and cups permanently; faux wood absorbs nothing. Worth specifying: routeless slats if the window faces a neighbour, and an inside mount where the frame allows.

How wide can a faux wood blind be before it bows?

Most lines cap a single blind somewhere in the six-foot range, and the exact figure depends on the line. Slats span unsupported between the ladder strings, and a heavy slat pulls down in the middle. Past the cap: two blinds on one headrail, a switch to real wood, or a shade.

Do faux wood blinds come cordless?

Yes, and it is the right default in any room a young child uses. The caution is size: a spring in the headrail is holding up a heavy blind, so a very wide or very tall one can be stiff. On those windows a corded lift or a motor works better.

Should I get 2 inch or 2½ inch slats?

2 inch unless there is a reason to change. 2½ inch on a large window, for more glass when tilted open and a tighter stack when raised — it needs more frame depth and weighs more per foot. 1 inch only on a small or shallow opening.

Do faux wood blinds block out all the light?

No. Closed they block most of it, but light comes around the edges and, on standard slats, through the route holes. Routeless slats remove the holes. For a genuinely dark room a blind of any material is the wrong product — you want a blackout shade.

How do you clean faux wood blinds?

A damp cloth and a little dish soap, with the blind tilted closed so the faces line up. Real wood can only be dusted. That difference is the whole reason faux wood goes in kitchens and bathrooms.

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